I guess you needed a Clue so here ya go:

If you aren't clued in yet, this site is completely scripted. The pages are generated dynamically from the hostname as you access it. For example, if I were to surf to http://George.W.Bush.isgay.com/ the script would set the name to be used to "George W Bush". Sorry if we got your hopes up, but noone created this site especially for you - but the server itself isn't biased, you can make anyone you like to prefer the "alternative lifestyle", including Richard Simmons - Not that there's anything shocking about that.

If you still don't get it, that means that your name is not kept on file here, is not in any database on this server, and quite honestly I've probably never even heard of you. The name is derived from the part of the website address you type in before the ".isgay.com". I do not control what addresses (names) get browsed to, and that means that this page wasn't created with you in mind to defame or otherwise make you look (even more) dumb.

I'd like to give a big "thank you" to everyone who has made suggestions, tossed out ideas, or just plain given support to me for this site. I love fanmail. Keep it coming. :)

I also like hate mail. If you think I know you and am personally out to get you (hint: I don't work for the feds and I didn't travel to this planet on a UFO), you can contact me as well, provided you agree to the terms on the contact page.